Saturday 27 September 2008

How To Disappoint A Dog

Drive to Elleric from Bellshill. It takes about three hours. Get out the car. Start walking. Let the dog off the lead about 10 minutes later, when you're past the fields of beasts. Walk for about another 20 minutes, exchange looks with your mate and just turn round and head back to the car, water pouring off, over and through you.

Drive home.


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