I find it hard to believe I actually did this, but having received money for my birthday a couple of weeks ago, mainly on the back of me telling any relative who'd listen that I was saving up for a new winter sleeping bag, I kind of felt obliged to follow through with it.
I'm sure yon nice man Peter Hutchinson makes smashing comfy downy marvels.
Christ, I hope so, given the amount of money I've just sent him.
And I wasn't even drunk when I pressed the "submit order" button. That's no' like me.