Now, Marion's rarely out of the house for more than an hour or so before I get back in from work these days, so it's not as if the dogs are getting left on their own for anywhere near as long as they used to.
Which makes me even more puzzled by the fact that in the last two days Jorja has eaten/chewed to bits:
A box of Sultana Bran.
Half a box of "No added salt" muesli.
A wee book of tasty chocolate-based recipes.
A clothes brush (one of those 'magic' red felt one-way type things that were big in the late 70's).
One of Marion's bras.
No, me neither.